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		<title>Fast Forward &gt;&gt;&gt; It&#8217;s May</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we get older we just seem to get busier and busier fighting that thing called time. Do we keep busy because we like to be busy or do we keep busy because if we stop, we find out how little time we actually have. I vote for the latter. (Don&#8217;t see the video? Click<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2012/05/14/fast-forward-its-may/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we get older we just seem to get busier and busier fighting that thing called time. Do we keep busy because we like to be busy or do we keep busy because if we stop, we find out how little time we actually have. I vote for the latter. </p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6veyzC2Mi2I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>(Don&#8217;t see the video? Click to watch on YouTube: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6veyzC2Mi2I">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6veyzC2Mi2I</a> )</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to admit that as we get older, we are forced to do things we do not want to do. We have to pay bills and our dreams do not always provide the paycheck for that. So what do the majority of us do? We settle. It totally sucks, but it&#8217;s true. I do not settle. I do not give up on my dreams, but let&#8217;s be real for two seconds: <strong>you have to pay your bills and you have to eat.</strong> Isn&#8217;t that the most annoying thing about being an adult? The responsibility of keeping yourself going while you work on the dream, because if you die from starvation or end up in jail from unpaid bills, that would definitely push that dream further back.</p>
<p>That seems to be the way it works and then let&#8217;s not forget about the naysayers and haters. OMG! Does that ever get on your last nerve? Sure it does, but you must press on and let that stuff fade with the wind. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m very aware that there are certain things I&#8217;ve been taking for granted as an artist. Number one, I have been assuming that I can just get enough exposure online and bam, like magic, I&#8217;ll be someone. Sure to most of you that goes without saying but Facebook and Twitter are like drugs and I was being naive. I was oblivious that promoting yourself online could only get you so far. Number two, I now must establish real life contacts and friends who enjoy the things I do and learn from them.</p>
<p>So here&#8217;s my plan. To start a <a href="http://www.meetup.com">meetup.com</a> group in Madison who focuses on the things that I&#8217;m focusing on. I joined meetup.com hoping that there was already some sort of group that was into art, performance art, music, vlogging, and etc. There isn&#8217;t that kind of group, so I&#8217;m starting the group and hope to have a meeting sometime next month. The idea of the group is to have artists come together with one common goal: help me, help you, and help us. A place where people can come together and be themselves and even receive constructive criticism of their works to better their art forms. A place where everyone helps each other with cross promoting and volunteering for each other&#8217;s projects. And the goal is in one year&#8217;s time, we, as a group, would have collected an array of art that we can showcase as one group in a gallery/festival.</p>
<p>Now this may seem a bit familiar because I blogged about something like this about a year and a half ago. However, I did not know how to organize such a thing until now. I know that if there is group of people who love to create, they should come together and get that job done. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s to the future!</p>
<p>p.s. Still raising money for The Andy Warhol Music Video Project. If you read this before June 4th, feel free to pledge: <a href="http://kck.st/HVWkJt">http://kck.st/HVWkJt</a></p>
<p>Thanks for reading my ramblings. :0)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/joeybroyles">@joeybroyles</a></p>
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		<title>The Andy Warhol Music Video Project on KICKSTARTER</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dove in and I&#8217;m going to work my butt off for the next two months and get this thing off the ground! The goal is to raise $4,000.00 to make this music video. I&#8217;m not accepting any other alternatives to reality I will get to my goal! We&#8217;re going to do some crazy things<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2012/04/07/the-andy-warhol-music-video-project-on-kickstarter/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dove in and I&#8217;m going to work my butt off for the next two months and get this thing off the ground! The goal is to raise $4,000.00 to make this music video. I&#8217;m not accepting any other alternatives to reality I will get to my goal! We&#8217;re going to do some crazy things to get people&#8217;s attention but I&#8217;m not giving up. I&#8217;ve got ideas to dress as Andy Warhol and visit clubs on the weekends to street improv performances and even perhaps a flash mob. I&#8217;m getting some business cards printed ASAP with the QRCODE on one side and other information on the other side. Anything I can do to reach my goal! Below I&#8217;ve listed all the details you&#8217;ll find on <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/joeybroyles/the-andy-warhol-music-video-project">my kickstarter page</a>, but you know the more this is covering the internet the better!</p>
<p>Ready to PLEDGE? >>>>>><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/joeybroyles/the-andy-warhol-music-video-project">CLICK HERE</a><<<<<<</p>
<p><iframe width="582" height="326" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uvWmPsoXn74" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
(Can&#8217;t see the video? Watch the video on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvWmPsoXn74">YouTube</a>)</p>
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<p><strong>CONCEPT:</strong></p>
<p>The story is set in both present time and future. Andy Warhol is known to have died in 1987, but him and his fellow artists found a way to travel to the future. Warhol returns to the past to give a fellow artist, Joey Broyles, a taste of the future. Joey is resistant and claims that Warhol is a ghost, but quickly discovers that Warhol is very much alive and is about to give him a ride on his spaceship to the future. In the future, Warhol shows Joey his kingdom: Warhol City, and the love affair begins. SUPERSTAR BOOTHS. SILVER FACTORY LOUNGE, art gallery club. RAY GUNS AND ART! And of course DRAG QUEENS and PHOTOSHOOTS!</p>
<p><strong>What’s needed for the production?</strong></p>
<p><strong>Costumes</strong> are a fundamental part of a video like this. The largest scene will be a club scene where we’ll have a handful of people dressed as Warhol characters from his days in the factory. I’ll be hiring a local costumer and is familiar with this future/retro 1960s look. We’ll search through local thrift shops as well as dealing a local vintage clothing dealer, VicMizzy. We will also need to purchase some wigs.</p>
<p><strong>Props</strong> on a Budget are a specialty of mine, but only so many things can be made from the random supplies in my recycle bin. I’ll be creating 1950 style ray guns for the Dueling GoGo Dancers and some fancy tools and gadgets for Warhol. I will need to purchase some supplies: glue, spray paint, LED light kits, and lots of tin foil and other shiny silver items.</p>
<p><strong>Lighting</strong> is especially important for a video with a range of special effects. Since I don’t own a full lighting kit, we’ll need to rent one.</p>
<p><strong>Sets</strong> that either need to be built or local places that will need to be transformed into the future have already been scouted out. We’ll need a variety of set dressings to create each of our sets. We need to build the inside of the control room for Warhol’s spaceship, and turn a garage into an exclusive club with plexiglass, poles, and a stage for the GoGo Dancers and Marilyn Monroe. Large pieces of wood, cardboard, foam board, paint, and addition lighting will be needed as well to finish building the small-scale model of Warhol City.</p>
<p><strong>Arts &#038; Graphics</strong> I will need a little money to purchase physical prints, silkscreens and silkscreen ink to create additional set pieces.</p>
<p><strong>The Actors &#038; Crew</strong> The actors and crew are the most valuable people and crucial to this video. The actors will be compensated for their time and effort.</p>
<p><strong>Food.</strong> We’ll need to feed all these lovely people for at least three shoots. So don’t let these people starve or they are liable to eat me and we don’t want that! Ha ha!</p>
<p><strong>About Me</strong></p>
<p>My name is Joey Broyles and I’m a modern day renaissance man. I don’t think that people should limit themselves to one form of art because life is all art and I live and breathe all parts of life. Every day I create art in all ways possible.  I produce videos, write, sing and act. I make art to entertain the people around me as well as my subscribers on YouTube. If I’m making art then I’m happy. I am slave to my art and my imagination.</p>
<p><strong>My Final Plea</strong></p>
<p>Although I’m no stranger to writing, producing, and directing my very own videos, I&#8217;d love nothing more than to have fewer limitations for my imagination. Andy Warhol has inspired me for several years and it all started with a simple area rug I saw in a furniture store. From that area rug till now, Andy Warhol has done a world of good for me. I was born to perform and make art.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever been inspired by Warhol or by other artists, even just donating $1 would make a world of difference for this project and me! Help me make Warhol City and all the other magic of this short film come to life! And hey, if you donate $10 or more you&#8217;ll get some pretty cool gifts. Check out the packages on the right and be sure to watch the video above, if you haven&#8217;t already. There are some images from one of my videos below as well as some other useful information. Thanks for your support and please SHARE, SHARE, SHARE this with the world!</p>
<p>Ready to PLEDGE? >>>>>><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/joeybroyles/the-andy-warhol-music-video-project">CLICK HERE</a><<<<<<</p>
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		<title>Do Something Stupid The Anti-Bot for YouTube Song-GloZell Contest Entry by Joey Broyles</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I worked on a video all day long! Seriously it was lots of fun and if I hadn&#8217;t had to take an hour and fix my homemade softbox, things may have been done about two hours ago! Oh well, it was terribly exciting to work on a little riff I made up yesterday and<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2012/03/20/do-something-stupid-the-anti-bot-for-youtube-song-glozell-contest-entry-by-joey-broyles/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I worked on a video all day long! Seriously it was lots of fun and if I hadn&#8217;t had to take an hour and fix my homemade softbox, things may have been done about two hours ago! Oh well, it was terribly exciting to work on a little riff I made up yesterday and turn it into a full production. Accomplishing mini goals one at a time! </p>
<p>My song is titled <strong>Do Something Stupid</strong> and it&#8217;s about lots of different things. I have a lot of frustration from not getting much recognition from the YouTube audience and the videos that do well I find kind of stupid. Of course, to each his own. But how do some of these terrible videos have millions of views? One thing a lot of the popular YouTube videos have in common, short in length, usually about one or two minutes long. The second thing a lot of them have in common is display of human stupidity and most of the time I don&#8217;t enjoy those videos. But there&#8217;s a huge market for it, so I respect them for that. And again I&#8217;m sure lots of people think things like this about my videos: &#8220;These videos are stupid.&#8221; With modern technology people can now pay for Bots, which are programs/users that figure out the YouTube system and cheat the video views to get the user millions of views. Unfair? Yep, but then again so is life. </p>
<p>Another thing <strong>Do Something Stupid</strong> talks about is past YouTube videos that went viral like the sneezing panda video and many videos that have thumbnails of women&#8217;s breasts. Mostly, <strong>Do Something Stupid</strong> is just a silly song with a lot of passionate thoughts thrown in the mix. The video itself recognizes other stupid things that the human race and some rich celebrities do. Silly boys taking pictures of their abs in a mirror and then putting that up as a profile picture on Facebook/Twitter etc. Grown men taking pictures of their private parts and texting/sexting them to people that might show the world, especially if you are Brett Favre. And some more ridiculous stuff I thought someone rather perverted would try. Hopefully the message is clear that if you want to get famous on YouTube do something stupid, but keep it short.</p>
<p>I was very happy that GloZell, a YouTuber, had an opportunity for me to enter my talent into her contest. With the millions of people who watch her video, I&#8217;m not certain if my video will get any attention, but either way I&#8217;m very proud of what I accomplished. </p>
<p>If only I could one up some of these YouTubers with a better camera, because shooting in 480p, is just not cutting it with all the other competition out there. I know I have an audience out there and I&#8217;m happy to entertain them. But you know I wouldn&#8217;t be human if I didn&#8217;t want to better myself and get some more viewership and subscribers. One of the big reasons YouTube denied me for partnership. I don&#8217;t really want a partnership as much as I&#8217;d just like that following. Wouldn&#8217;t be great to make videos for the masses? Dare to dream!</p>
<p>And here&#8217;s Do Something Stupid:</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LdIZej3NXgE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdIZej3NXgE">Or watch it on YouTube</a>)</p>
<p>Thanks for reading and watching my video! Be sure to subscribe and follow me on twitter!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/joeybroyles">@joeybroyles</a></p>
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		<title>The Cinnamon Challenge &#8211; The Shanikwa Shanikwa Show</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cinnamon Challenge &#8211; The Shanikwa Shanikwa Show Episode 026 On this very special episode of The Shanikwa Shanikwa Show, Shanikwa does the cinnamon challenge. Cinnamon challenge done with two cameras and then replayed again in slow motion for your pleasure! Be sure to check out Shanikwa she puts out episodes every Thursday! Peace, Love, &#038;<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2012/02/17/the-cinnamon-challenge-the-shanikwa-shanikwa-show/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
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<p>On this very special episode of The Shanikwa Shanikwa Show, Shanikwa does the cinnamon challenge. Cinnamon challenge done with two cameras and then replayed again in slow motion for your pleasure! Be sure to check out Shanikwa she puts out episodes every Thursday! Peace, Love, &#038; Cinnamon Challenge!</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0uKDFUAOdg">Watch on YouTube</a>)</p>
<p>Shanikwa puts out new episodes every Thursday! Be sure to tune into her channel!</p>
<p>Thanks for watching.<br />
<a href="http://www.twitter.com/joeybroyles">@joeybroyles</a></p>
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		<title>January Blues &amp; Blogs Shall Return</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been absent and I have no excuse. My last blog was on December 1, 2011. I&#8217;m sure the masses are complaining, &#8220;Why hasn&#8217;t Joey written anything?!&#8221; Ha ha. Fear not I have returned and blogs shall also return. I have something called the January Blues. I&#8217;m not sure if this is a real<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2012/01/23/january-blues-blogs-shall-return/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been absent and I have no excuse. My last blog was on December 1, 2011. I&#8217;m sure the masses are complaining, &#8220;Why hasn&#8217;t Joey written anything?!&#8221; Ha ha. Fear not I have returned and blogs shall also return. </p>
<p>I have something called the January Blues. I&#8217;m not sure if this is a real thing, but once a year I go through it. Honestly, I get completely depressed and it&#8217;s nothing that medication will resolve, just a rut that I go through. It&#8217;s funny but in years passed, if I look back, my creativity always comes to a halt. I tend to waste most of my January reflecting and not a lot of time creating. It&#8217;s the month where I look at what I&#8217;ve done and realize I&#8217;m a year older and haven&#8217;t accomplished all I wanted to in the year before.</p>
<p>Now the January Blues isn&#8217;t a depression over age thing, just a depression over feeling unaccomplished. Once I take the time and look back at all the things I did the year before, I think that&#8217;s pretty good, but I can do better this year. With that being said, I think December should be cancelled altogether. Christmas makes me spend too much money and wastes a lot of my energy. I think this year I&#8217;d prefer no presents, just time spent together, and a dinner of some sort. And what a perfect segue into New Year&#8217;s Resolutions!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think one should have New Year&#8217;s Resolutions, so let&#8217;s just call them resolutions. I think you should have a long list of resolutions because some of them will be broken. One thing I&#8217;m rather proud of from last year&#8217;s list is that I haven&#8217;t had a Pepsi (my choice drug) in a year. Here&#8217;s my list:</p>
<p><strong>-Lose 30 lbs.</strong><br />
-Stop drinking all soda includes orange and ginger ale<br />
-Exercise 2 times a week<br />
<strong>-Make videos every week</strong><br />
-Get 100 more subscribers on YouTube<br />
-Make 2 music videos<br />
<strong>-Finish The Shanikwa Shanikwa Movie</strong><br />
-Complete the silhouette silkscreens<br />
-Have a small art gallery showing<br />
<strong>-When I scrawl essays onto paper, type them and share them on the blog!</strong><br />
-Keep drinking green tea<br />
-Enter your documentary into the YouTube contest<br />
<strong>-Learn to bake my own bread and do it well</strong><br />
-Earn $100 in monetization from Google Adsense (if only, ha ha)<br />
-Make more tutorial videos<br />
<strong>-make short films</strong><br />
-start writing more<br />
-Complain less</p>
<p>Happy New Year and I&#8217;ll see you again really soon.</p>
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<p>Watch my latest videos here: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/j17productions">Joey Videos</a></p>
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		<title>Joey Broyles Crazy MAN!</title>
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		<title>How To Make A Laser Ray Gun -The Joey Factory Make It Tutorial</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to The Joey Factory&#8217;s Make It first tutorial. In this tutorial Joey will teach you how to make a ray gun or laser gun. Step by step, he will go through the how to make a sci fi gun come to life. Enjoy this unique approach on how to make a laser ray gun.<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2011/11/14/how-to-make-a-laser-ray-gun-the-joey-factory-make-it-tutorial/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
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<p>Welcome to The Joey Factory&#8217;s Make It first tutorial. In this tutorial Joey will teach you how to make a ray gun or laser gun. Step by step, he will go through the how to make a sci fi gun come to life. Enjoy this unique approach on how to make a laser ray gun. Get ready to make it!</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LVUFNK0hy7Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>(Watch on YouTube: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUFNK0hy7Q">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUFNK0hy7Q</a> )</p>
<p>Thanks for watching.</p>
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		<title>NBC Cancels The Playboy Club: Thoughts On Cancellation</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so over these large groups of parents who deem what is appropriate for me to watch on my television. It is your responsibility to monitor what your children can and cannot watch. Perhaps living in a bomb shelter would be better for YOU PEOPLE! At least if you lived in a bomb shelter you<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2011/10/04/nbc-cancels-the-playboy-club-thoughts-on-cancellation/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_2236" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 208px"><a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/playboyclub.jpg"><img src="http://j17productions.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/playboyclub-198x300.jpg" alt="" title="playboyclub" width="198" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-2236" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">NBC Cancels The Playboy Club :0(</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m so over these large groups of parents who deem what is appropriate for me to watch on my television. It is your responsibility to monitor what your children can and cannot watch. Perhaps living in a bomb shelter would be better for YOU PEOPLE! At least if you lived in a bomb shelter you could quite literally shelter your children! Regardless though, Playboy magazine may be controversial but for me this show was hardly controversial. Regardless, if you&#8217;ve watched the show or not, you would find a drama placed in the 1960s during the era of The Playboy Club. The show followed the lives of The Playboy Bunnies, essentially waitresses in sexy bunny suits, (think a classier HOOTERS) on their journey. It was done fairly tasteful and had a murder mystery plot twist, exciting. Great cast. Great show. And even if not historically accurate, it had historical elements and was interesting to watch. But let&#8217;s face it, some tight-wadded-mother was upset with her husband for subscribing to Playboy. This same tight-wadded-mother was shocked to discover NBC was airing PORNOGRAPHY.  She went out of her way to start some foolish complaint and found strength in numbers with Parents Television Council. Now this was probably a show she didn&#8217;t even take the time to watch!</p>
<p>And then NBC, big corporation, was intimidated by the PTC? I&#8217;m sorry, are we still living in the 1950s/1960s, apparently until the day censorship is over. America the conservative. Essentially if you want to be thought provoking you can&#8217;t do it on T.V.  And then the line about the ratings not being good enough? You&#8217;ve probably heard me preach about this before but why are people still looking at real TV ratings? We do live in a world where people use a thing called DVRs, TiVo, reruns online, and iTunes to watch their show later. But if it doesn&#8217;t start with a bang, then let&#8217;s throw it away, never mind the amount of money we wasted on the production. What&#8217;s a few million? Dear Hollywood, Try to be more green with your green! I say the heck with TV and let&#8217;s move it to the internet. Oh wait those angry creeps would probably use their strength in numbers and destroy the internet. Just wait it&#8217;s coming.</p>
<p>I propose a new group called Protection From Over Censoring Television Council where essentially every network is protected by all these crazy groups like the PTC, OneMillionMoms, and whatever other Tipper Gore inspired censorship group. In essence this dream team would ensure quality control of over censoring and destroying potential hit shows in the future. But enough dreaming! Thanks to all these fools I will never know what happens with these characters, don&#8217;t worry I&#8217;ll get over it, in about 10 years. Thanks jerks!</p>
<p>Thanks for reading! Leave comments and or hate mail!</p>
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<p>p.s. This song came to mind as I was typing, so naturally I had it on loop as I wrote my thoughts out!</p>
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		<title>A Million Nuts And Berries!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m being ambitious about my latest video NUTS AND BERRIES but I thought you never know until you try. So I&#8217;ve created an event on Facebook and I want you all to come! Attend the event and then invite all of your friends. The more people we invite to this event the more people we<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2011/10/03/a-million-nuts-and-berries/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m being ambitious about my latest video <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTDaS5nzIo">NUTS AND BERRIES</a> but I thought you never know until you try. So I&#8217;ve created an event on Facebook and I want you all to come! Attend the event and then invite all of your friends. The more people we invite to this event the more people we can entertain. And that is the purpose of my latest video! Entertain everyone!</p>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=264834386889660">FACEBOOK EVENT: A MILLION NUTS AND BERRIES</a></p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen the video, please watch below:</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IZTDaS5nzIo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTDaS5nzIo">Watch on YouTube.</a>)</p>
<p>Thanks for reading!</p>
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		<title>Watch: Nuts And Berries Music Video by Joey Broyles</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nuts And Berries: A Space Opera by Joey Broyles. Travel through space and time to meet the wicked and vengeful species from Planet VegE&#8217;Tarian. Lord CareRot, ruler of the VegE&#8217;Tarians, has decided to go to Earth where they can replenish their main source of food: nuts and berries. On Earth the VegE&#8217;Tarians will encounter the<a href="http://j17productions.com/blog/2011/09/27/watch-nuts-and-berries-music-video-by-joey-broyles/"> <br /><br /> (More)…</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTDaS5nzIo">Nuts And Berries: A Space Opera by Joey Broyles</a>. Travel through space and time to meet the wicked and vengeful species from Planet VegE&#8217;Tarian. Lord CareRot, ruler of the VegE&#8217;Tarians, has decided to go to Earth where they can replenish their main source of food: nuts and berries. On Earth the VegE&#8217;Tarians will encounter the noble Detective Berry. Who will win the fight for Earth and for nuts and berries? Only one way to find out! Scroll down to watch the video!</p>
<p>Original song performed by Joey Broyles, best known for If U Luv Me (Google Me).</p>
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<p>Featured jewelry by Real Fruit Jewelry <a href="http://www.realfruitjewelry.com">http://www.realfruitjewelry.com</a></p>
<p>Directed by Danny Atwater &#038; Joey Broyles<br />
Original Score by Danny Atwater<br />
Written by Joey Broyles<br />
Original song written and composed by Joey Broyles</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IZTDaS5nzIo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>(Watch on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTDaS5nzIo">YouTube</a>.)</p>
<p>LYRICS:<br />
NUTS AND BERRIES<br />
written and performed by Joey Broyles</p>
<p>I eat nuts and berries<br />
You eat nuts and berries<br />
We eat nuts and berries<br />
Who eats nuts and berries</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s take a walk and find some nuts and berries<br />
Let&#8217;s take a walk and find some nuts and berries<br />
Let&#8217;s take a walk and find some nuts and berries<br />
Let&#8217;s take a walk tonight</p>
<p>I eat nuts and berries<br />
You eat nuts and berries<br />
We eat nuts and berries<br />
Who eats nuts and berries</p>
<p>Vegetarians<br />
Vegetarian<br />
Vegetarians</p>
<p>I eat nuts and berries<br />
You eat nuts and berries<br />
Who eats nuts and berries<br />
We eat nuts and berries</p>
<p>I eat nuts and berries<br />
You eat nuts and berries<br />
We eat nuts and berries<br />
Who eats nuts and berries</p>
<p>Vegetarians</p>
<p>Nuts and berries<br />
Nuts and berries</p>
<p>You take a walk<br />
And find some nuts and berries<br />
You take a walk<br />
And find some nuts and berries<br />
We&#8217;ll take a walk<br />
And find some nuts and berries<br />
We&#8217;ll take a walk tonight</p>
<p>I eat nuts and berries<br />
You eat nuts and berries<br />
We eat nuts and berries<br />
Who eats nuts and berries</p>
<p>I eat nuts and berries<br />
I eat nuts and berries</p>
<p>Vegetarians</p>
<p>Ha ha ha ha</p>
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