Joey Broyles: MAKE ME FAMOUS

Have you been reading Entertainment Weekly’s articles lately? They have become more about gossip than about actual reviews on music, movies, etc. I have posted my own comments on individual articles but it has come to my attention that this magazine has turned into garbage. But I suppose Hollywood will do that to you. Now of course this is not just about Entertainment Weekly, this is about these little stories about Gaga isn’t original or Christina is copying Lady Gaga and so on.

M.I.A. vs. Gaga.

This is a bunch of bull because the two artists have nothing in common musically and yet M.I.A. is calling Lady Gaga a mimic of Madonna, Grace Jones, Bowie, and of herself. Now if you were as old as the Earth, for argument’s sake, you would clearly recognize that there have been dozens of mimics throughout history. Madonna is not the first to do anything, Grace Jones isn’t the first weird performance artist, and so on. The expression is, “it’s all been done.” All songs sound the same, all notes have been played, all stories have been told. What is different and fascinating as we evolve as artists and human beings is the retelling of that same old story and the reinvention of the same song and dance. If you seek originality you are going to have to leave because we are all pretty monotonous on planet Earth. In short M.I.A. there is nothing new about you and your little bubble you live in.

Grace Jones Vs. Lady Gaga

This story annoys me to no end. In essence Grace Jones claims that it “pisses” her off that Lady Gaga is copying her style or whatever. Let me tell you something Grace Jones being weird and artistic has been done over a thousand and one ways. You are no doubt an amazing performance artist, but you and Lady Gaga are two different breeds. Gaga may be inspired by your looks but I know that all of those outfits you’ve worn throughout the years were inspired by someone or something as well. You, Grace Jones, are not original but I appreciate your weirdness because quite frankly you are super creepy and it’s growing on me. See her video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgMn2OJmx3w

Christina Aguilera Copies Gaga and Madonna

Who's copying who? I can't tell! SARCASM!

Apparently you all have forgotten that Christina Aguilera does not need computers to enhance her voice. She does not need little monsters. And she does not need to be accused of being irrelevant. Her voice will stand the test of time and her vocal ability is much more vast than Lady Gaga’s and Madonna’s combined. The thing that really ticks me off is that if any woman or man wants to be provocative you are instantly compared to Lady Gaga. What the hell? If you read this blog, you know I would die for Gaga, but seriously? The world did exist before Stefani Germanotta found her Gaga. And now that Christina is back she’s accused of being like Lady Gaga. I don’t know if you know this but Gaga and Madonna were not the first women to don a dominatrix’s outfit or the first to experiment with one’s sexuality, again it’s all been done before. Appreciate the voice that is Christina, apparently you forgot that once upon a time she ruled the land. I will not deny that Xtina is paying homage to Madonna’s Express Yourself music video, but again that hair do was worn before Madonna and that style is circa Great Depression, not circa Madonna. Oh and did you know that dominatrix’s have been around for years? Check out a picture from the 1920s, now who is copying who?

She must have saw Lady Gaga when Gaga was time traveling...

Christina Aguilera’s I’m Not Myself Tonight Music Video

The Stupid Articles That Drove ME to this post are below:

Lady Gaga vs. M.I.A.
Lady Gaga vs. Grace Jones
Christina Aguilera Is Trying To Be Gaga.

I really don’t have words for this! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! Oh Lady Gaga you are so magical! Haven’t seen it?! Watch it in all it’s glory, almost ten minutes! AHHHHHHHHH!

To watch this video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/v/qhvECkY0zIE&hl=en_US&fs=1&

What’s wrong with this ad?

I see three loving couples posing on a beach or something. What I do not see is the end of the world, which apparently OneMillionMoms.com would disagree. I don’t think that an Armani Exchange ad is going to ruin the nation or cause five year old’s emotional distress. Further more the ad that pictures two scantily clad homosexual couples(the problem) and one scantily clad heterosexual couple are going to cause a ruckus. For instance the OneMillionMommies take issue with the “scantily dressed models”, “threesomes”, and of course the evil “same-sex couples”. Apparently sex is so icky to OneMillionMoms.com that they have to replace all the E’s in the word “sex” with asterisks because they live in circa 1950.

What irritates me is that the ad is called “Share The Love” and organizations like this do not understand what love is. I guess same-sex couples only have sex in their opinion. Which is entirely naive of them to think because let’s face it that’s the real reason for the uproar:

Sex. They look at two men in an embrace and it must mean the two men are going to do something sexual after the embrace. Tell me OneMillionMommies when you embrace your child or embrace your husband before they go to work/school does that mean that you want to have sex with them? I would doubt you want to have sex with your husband after every kiss because you know that a successful loving relationship is not based on sexual relations. And I damn well know you would not have sex with a child!

The whole issue just boils down to sex and the worries heterosexual couples have when their child see’s an ad like this of a Tylenol Ad:

Ad reads: “His backache is keeping him up.” “His boyfriend’s backache is keeping him up.” Two men laying in a bed, nothing happening.

Will this scar a child? Have you ever been a child and ran into a room to see your two heterosexual parents (lying naked under the sheets) sitting and talking before the morning coffee? No emotional scars. There is nothing sexual about this until it is attached to that of an adult who is specifically recalling or imagining things with their sexually repressed and dirty mind. Adults have sex. Children play with toys. Adults have developed fantasies, sometimes sexual. Children have undeveloped fantasies about being in a circus.

How do you explain straight crushes between two heterosexual five year olds? Simple: This girl likes that boy. How do I explain homosexuality to my child? Simple: This boy likes that boy. There is nothing sexual going on in a child’s mind.

It disgusts me that people feel that a shirtless woman or shirtless man is considered sexual. We are born innocent and the repressed adults are those who have the biggest impression on the innocent. Why do you think pornography exists? Two reasons curiosity and raging hormones from what your significant other refused to try with you. Adult fantasy, nothing more. (That is a whole other subject, I’m not getting into!)

The point is being gay is not about getting it up the ass! That’s what these sexually repressed Mommies and other affiliates have going on deep in their REPRESSED minds. They are afraid of the unknown or misinformed and are at some points curious: “what’s it like?”

What is like being in a honest and committed relationship with a man? It’s wonderful. It has it’s ups and downs like all relationships. It’s this great friendship where you can share all yourself with another person. It’s not at all different than being in a heterosexual relationship. You share responsibilities, pay the bills, and try your best at carving out your own dreams.

There is no difference between gay or straight relationships. Sex is not a relationship. Sex is an extra-curricular that makes your brain get all out of whack and then there’s an explosion at the end. But sex can also be known as making love. You are sharing the most personal part of your being with another person and for a moment two become one. It is not this dirty thing that people make it out to be. If you ask me, sex is a great thing but it’s not what makes me excited to come home to my fiancé every night. Every night going home is like going to see an old friend that you can’t wait to catch up with after all these years. That’s what sharing love is like for me.

All in all there are all these groups spreading hate. Shouldn’t there be an active counteracting group out there who is just as active? And I don’t mean GLAAD or all of those GSAs out there. I mean someone who is telling these ladies and Fred Phelps what’s wrong with their organizations, since they have no problem doing the same to us and ours. Any volunteers?

Full Armani Exchange Vs. OneMillionMoms.com News Story
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Additional Gay Hating Going On:

Here’s an ad that was rejected by CBS for this year’s Super Bowl. If this were a racial dating thing, it would have been taken to court. But since hating homosexuals is the new hate a race, nothing will happen.

URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZCh2H5h8Y

WTF?! I don’t like death and I don’t deal with it at all! TMZ says Brittany Murphy is dead and now everyone else is reporting it! Well since it’s probably true… I’m taking my moment of silence and wishing her family and loved ones and fans my very best!

R.I.P. You beautiful starlet! Always too fucking soon!

Some of my videos on YouTube do get a little naughty. There are two videos that come to my mind where I’m only wearing a black and white scarf and nothing else. But that doesn’t mean I want to do porn, take for instance: Has being in porn ever helped a celebrity, who did one bad film way back when? I can’t name any! However, there are exceptions to every rule, but those starlets do not get Oscars or Grammy’s for having sex on video.

Today I received my first offer for being in porn, however I’m pretty sure they would tell me to lose like 30 – 40 lbs and get some abs first. But here is the offer on the table:

Now of course how legit of an offer is this? Who knows. But seriously when you are striving to be famous or just be an entertainer, no matter what caliber, don’t go and do porn. I, however, understand those who do it are not concerned with what others may think, it’s one of the most successful businesses ever. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with doing it because it takes a lot of courage to do something like that. But porn is just something that I will not be doing, ever.

This particular offer or recommendation from YouTube user charlieGodleski is a website for Web Cam Artists. I do have a web cam, but I guess if I did something like this I’d feel like I were cheating on my man. I am super jealous myself and I cannot imagine having to share myself with hundreds of viewers in such a personal way.

If you are jerking off to web cam artists, yourself, and are not typing or sharing your images, you are a voyeur. But the second you have a conversation where it causes you to (a)relieve yourself or (b)help get the job started, you are cheating. Let me make this clear: porn is not bad and I believe it’s fine for you to be a voyeur and have a wonderful love explosion all over your towel or yourself. Having a fantasy is good for you and for your relationship, because everyone has fantasies. It’s okay to window shop at a mall, but if you start trying it on, then I believe you are already thinking about buying it!

Some may disagree, but I think the Web Cam is the new form of dating, as well as, the new safe sex or affair. You are still having an emotional experience and you are having an affair and it is physical, it’s just you are not penetrating anyone other than your hand or fist. Your fingers in essence, become the penis and your fist becomes the asshole or vagina. It’s cheating, it’s just modern cheating. I guess that’s nice of you to think of your significant other and say, “Well, I won’t catch a disease.” I’d go far as to say some of you will keep it safe in the office or spare room with your web cams and fists, but eventually, at least some of you, will get bored and start posting ads on Craigslist. And some of you will actually seek the physical affair. Let’s face it, there’s nothing like the real thing and two or three hot bodies all over each other cannot be recreated on a web cam.

Go porn! Boo and hiss to having affairs!

Disagree or have another opinion? Leave a comment that actually has substance and I’ll repost it in my next blog.

So it’s crazy to think that six years ago today I found the courage to ask this boy out and it was so great that he said, “Yes.” Happy Anniversary Danny! I love my life with you and can’t wait to get married in April (even if it’s a marriage that is only legal in our minds). If Derek and Meredith from Grey’s Anatomy can get married on a Post-It, we for sure can get married as well!

YAY!

Um I can’t tell you how fucking impressed I am right now. This is an amazing piece of art. Finally someone understands once again that music can be so much more than music. This is performance art at it’s best. What I love most about this video is there are straight up original moments that are so Lady GaGa. This video is going to go down in history someday as one of the most memorable videos on an MTV or VH1.

Pure fucking genious! I’m very sad that I can’t go to her concert in January down in Chicago.

But here are my favorite video stills of her! Be sure to watch it like crazy! AHHHHHH!

When I saw this scene. I thought Holy Fuckind David LaChapelle!

First these sunglasses are hot! Second I love this shot! The reflection is sweet!

These sunglasses are totally BooBoo from Clash of the Titans(1980)!

I’m gonna say it! Lady GaGa is not a pop princess. She is the new reigning Queen of Pop!

Oh and just for fun take a listen to her next single of The Fame Monster! OMFG! Seriously in love! What song did she sample in the beginning? I know I’ve heard this melody before!

Sorry that I’ve been rather busy with things and I have not been able to write to all my loyal friends and fans! Of course if you follow me on Twitter, you see that I never stop tweeting. It’s a new way of life for me, this micro blogging funhouse!

Anyways I’m sitting, waiting, and hoping that the Lady GaGa’s Bad Romance Video will come on at any moment via her website. No such luck! But I guess I shouldn’t worry since I subscribe to her Haus of GaGa Newsletters via text. I’m such a dork but I’m telling you, it’s been a long time since someone as original and crazy has been on this pop scene and I fucking love her!

In other news I uploaded my music video on to two other websites hoping to get a larger response than I have on YouTube. From my understanding these things can take time, but I’m not looking to make a quick buck, rather I want the experience of having a mass response, no matter the outcome. Video below:

I have decided to continue working on my next single and I hope to have that out for Christmas. It’ll be in the style of Google Me, but a more serious singing side, not so choral sounding. You’ll see!

Here some videos I did this last week:

Oh and someone buy me this wig, please:

I need this wig, please!